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Hang on... So he's returned to being a normal Normin? [On the one hand, props to Phoenix for holding out for as long as he has. Being a stuffed animal must be boring. On the other hand... HUH???]

Yeah, it was weird. I had a conversation with Piphron about the normin and the next thing I knew Phoenix was doing backflips on my bed. He's acting like a stuffed animal now, of course, but I can send him down with you if you want.

[So part-time Normin, part-time toy. Huh... It's a good mix, he supposes.]

No, thanks. I'd say you need him more than I do, but... Honestly, it's because Phoenix's presence can be a little too much to deal with. [That is one loud Normin.]

Eizen, if anyone knows how annoying the chew toy is, it's me. But he's still pretty useful.

Exactly. He's useful to you. The only things I need are my two fists.

When I see proof of you casting a decent healing arte, I'll believe that.

There'll be no need for healing if they can't even graze me. [Flawless logic.]

And now that you said that, you're going to come back bruised and battered to hell and back. Take Zaveid with you, he can cast a healing arte or two.

[Egghhhh...]

Zaveid doesn't need to get pulled down by the weight of my problems. [says the guy who has pulled down plenty of willing people with his curse already. The hypocrisy is strong with this one.]

[....huh. Eizen only gets this hypocritical when he cares for people. Progress?

Regardless, Edna just flashes "HYPOCRITE" in big neon pink letters at her brother.]